cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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yxq:

i feel sick everything is disgusting i want to throw up and sleep forever